| mom: i'm watching that right now...kate and jon and eight
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| exemplar #1
mom [after calling two times in two days and without leaving voicemail]: what's up?
me: nothing. what do you need?
mom: nothing.
mom [twenty minutes later and without any subsequent texts]: a million dollars. exemplar #2
mom: waz up
me: ha! nothing. what's up?
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| this weekend in san diego, i saw a tall woman walking really funny down the sidewalk, so i watched her walk for a little bit. she walked maybe ten funny steps, or so, plus scratched her nose a number of times, and i suddenly realized that this woman was actually a man!
intrigued, i watched her walk for a little bit longer and after she walked another ten funny steps, or so, i suddenly realized that this woman was not scratching her nose at all, but was actually flipping me off!
no one has ever flipped me off with the "middle finger scratching the nose" technique before. i am so amused.
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| i've become super allergic to these trees in my neighborhood that bloom white flowers that smell like trash, so i googled "trees white flower smell bad" to find out what i should be calling these trees. "bradford pears" is apparently their proper name.
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| i've been delinquent. i'm sorry. i'll try to do better. i forgot this thing even existed.
here was a picture of some weird girl in bed with her computer, looking really uninterested:
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